18 February 2018

California Exotics Long John

Valentine's Day is behind us, I'm filled with more pancakes than an IHOP, and this blog turned another year old this week!

Today I'm starting the first in a series of reviews for the nice folks over at TooTimid.com, who've kindly provided me with some products to put through their paces for you guys, so let's get to it!

4 February 2018

b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite

 
Last week I arrived back to a lovely little surprise from Lovehoney, a swanky new b-Vibe Rimming plug which they'd kindly sent me as part of their on-site review programme. I told myself I'd try to keep it pithy, as not everyone wants to read an essay before buying a sex toy, but then I found that I had so many things to say about it that I failed rather spectacularly on that front.

If you'd like to read what I thought of it then head below!

21 January 2018

Pocket Pulse by Hot Octopuss


Right before Christmas last year my friends over at Hot Octopuss managed to sneak in an all new product launch, and they were kind enough to send me one to review, so let's go take a look at it.

7 January 2018

Babes 'n' Horny - The Mack Dildo


It's like 1996 all over again. I can hear it already, ♪ Return of the Mack. ♪

Hey everybody! I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year. Sorry for my absence so far in 2018 but I'm currently far away avoiding the continuing Winter weather, and shan't be back until next month.

Thanks to the miracle of post queuing I had the foresight to line up a few reviews to fill the gap, so let's get on with this one! 

24 November 2017

Fun Factory B-Balls Duo


Let me tell you a quick little story about the sort of company that Fun Factory is. 

A couple of years ago they released the first incarnation of their B-Balls butt plug, and I was generously sent one to review. It was a fantastic plug, but the one little niggle I had was with the base, so I devoted a whole portion of my review to discussing this and suggesting ways that it could be improved, and I even ended by Photoshopping a quick mock-up of my perfect design

Flash forward to six months ago and someone left a comment on my review saying that Fun Factory had changed the design, so I went off to investigate and sure enough the new B-Balls Duo addresses every single point that I made. I was astounded. I honestly can't stress just how impressed I am that Fun Factory listened to all this feedback and then acted on it. It's a wonderful reflection on how consumer-oriented they really are.

Now I have my hands on the new B-Balls Duo, and it's time to update the review, so head below for more!

8 November 2017

Tantus Steam Hunk


Black Friday's a-comin' and I figured I'd better get a move on and post this review, because if there's one toy you won't want to miss out on when the sales roll around, it's this one!

Head below to find out what all the fuss is about!